Q: What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

A: Benjamin Frankenstein

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream

Q: What's a monsters favorite play?

A: Romeo and Ghouliet

Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo