1. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
   - Andrew, 9
2. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
   - Kyoyo, 9
3. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
   - Armir, 9
4. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
   - Kellie, 11
5. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
   -Naomi, 15
6. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
7. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
   - Joel, 10