At 85 years,
Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman.

Because her new
husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have
separate bedrooms.

She is
concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself.

After the
wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door
she is expecting.

Sure enough the
knock comes and there is her groom ready for action.

They unite in
conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she
prepares to go to sleep for the night.

After a few
minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again ready for more
action.

Somewhat
surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which
the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is
certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep, for the second
time when there is another knock at the door and there he is again fresh as a 25
year old and ready for more.

Once again they
do the horizontal boogie.

As they're
laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a
man your age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys less
than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great lover
Morris."

Morris looks
confused, and turns to her and says," I was here already?"