One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if
he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.

Johnny's
father said, "Johnny, we have an $80,000 mortgage on the
house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until
Christmas."

Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again.

The father
said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry
about that. Ask me again some other time."

Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of
the house with all his belongings in a suitcase.

The father
felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.

The boy said, "Last night I was walking past your room, and
I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said
that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll
be DAMNED if I'm gonna get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"