A soldier recieved a letter from his girlfriend, but he couldn't show it to his friends, because she signed it "mother", and this is what she wrote:

M is for the many times we did it.

O is for the other times we tried.

T is for the terrific times we have.

H is for the hotel we went to.

E is for the easy way we went.

R is for the rythm we had.

That spells "mother" and that's what i'm going to be in 9 months.

 

He wrote back and this is what he said:

F is for the fucked up letter you sent me.

A is for the ass you are.

T is for the trouble you're in.

H is for the hoe you really are.

E is for the easy way you gave it up.

R is for the romance we never had.

And i'll be damned if i'm the father.

 

And this is what i think of the baby:

B is for the baby without a father.

A is for the abortion you better get.

B is for the bastard he or she will be.

Y is for the "yes" when you should have said "no".

She realized that she forgot a few things in the first letter.

 

So she wrote the dickless faggot back and this is what she said:

B is for the beef you had with me.

E is for the eating you did.

S is for the good pussy you sucked.

T is for the times i got you hard.

F is for the funny made dick you have.

R is the the rash on your ass.

I is for the intercourse that was boring.

E is for the energy for you to cum.

N is for the nasty ass dog you are.

D is for the dad your going to be.

And that spells "bestfriend" and thats who I was fuckin while you were away.