Sadie had lost her husband almost four years ago and still had not
gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it had only been
yesterday.

Her daughter constantly called her and urged her to get back
into the world.

Finally, Sadie agreed to go out, but didn't know anyone
appropriate.

Her daughter suggested, "Mother, I have someone for you to
meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit between Sadie and the man recommended by
herdaughter.

They took to one another, and after dating for six weeks he asked her to
spend a weekend with him in the Catskills.

On their first night there she undressed.

There she stood nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties.

Standing in his birthday suit and
looking at her he asked, "Why the panties?"

She replied, "My breasts you can fondle, and my body
is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew at that point that he wasn't going to get lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario ensued.

She was standing there with the black panties on, and he was in his
birthday suit.

However, on this occasion he had an erection on which he had placed a
black condom.

She looked at him and asked, "What's with that black condom?"

He replied, "I'm going to offer my condolences."