Little Johnny's mother was becoming worried.

She hadn't seen her neighbor, Mrs. Goldbaum in days.

Fearing the old widow may have had an accident, she
decided to send Johnny next door to check up on her.

"Johnny, would you go next door and see how old Mrs.
Goldbaum is?"

"Sure Mom" he said running out the door.

A few minutes later, Johnny returned.

"Well," asked Johnny's mom, "is she all right?"

"She's fine, except that she's mad at you."

"At me?" the woman exclaimed. "Whatever for?"

"She said its none of your business how old she is."