Silas and Sally were out in the cornfield happily humping away.

It had rained that morning and there was lots of mud on the ground and they found themselves sliding around a bit in the mud.

"Say, Honey, is my cock in you or in the mud?" Silas asked.

Sally felt around and said, "Why, Silas, it's in the mud!"

"Well, put it back in you," he replied.

After a while, Silas asked again, "Honey, is it in you or in the mud?"

"In me, honey. In me," Sally cooed happily.

"Well, would you mind putting it back in the mud?