A black man from New York decided one day he wanted to be a Texas Ranger.

So he went through all the necessary motions and became a Ranger.

One day on his shift he was driving around and hit a raccoon.

He thought he had hit some sort of exotic pet animal, and returned to the station upset.

He described the animal to his fellows,who chuckled.

"What kind of animal is it?" asked the black Ranger.

"We'll give you a guess: It's something you've been called all your life."

The black Ranger's eyes grew wide. "You mean, that is a mudderfucker?!"