Q: What does NASA stand for?
A: Needs Another Seven Astronauts.
or
A: Not Another Space-shuttle Accident.
Q: Where do NASA astronauts spent there vacation?
A: All over Florida.
Q: Did you heard that NASA is planning to fly the space shuttle to the Sun? Really? But doesn't it get too hot for them over there?
A: Of course not, they fly by night!
Q: Why do they only drink coke at NASA ?
A: They can't get 7-Up ...
Q: What did the NASA astronauts drink on their last voyage?
A: Frira-hc!
Q: Why will Ronald Reagan win the next election?
A: He hasn't got a Challenger.
Q: Why do school children go to Florida?
A: To catch their teacher's eye
Q: How do you know NASA didn't expect the shuttle to explode?
A: They only sent one black astronaut.
Q: What is the "Shuttle Cocktail"?
A: 7 Up and Teachers on the rocks
Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?
A: One blew here and the other blew there.
Q: What was the last thing to go through the shuttle commander's mind?
A: His feet.
Q: How do they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
A: They found her Head and Shouders on Florida Beach. [Head-and-Shoulder is a brand of shampoo.]
One of the passengers from Challenger knew that it was going to explode; They found an ear with a finger in it.
Last words from the space shuttle: "Okay,okay,let her drive" or "What does this red button do? or "Of course I know what I'm doi-----"
Did you know the Suttle commander was on the radio when the shuttle blew up? And on the walls, and on the windscreen, and on the ceiling.