This man comes out of a condo after doing some partying
and drinking at a friends apartment, the rain was
pouring down from the sky and he was getting soaked
with his hat drooping down from his head.

A taxi driver sees this man and stops, "Hey, do you
need a lift?"

The man weaves over to the passenger window and says in
a slurred voice,"yeah, but will you have enough room
for three six packs of beer and three large pepperoni
pizzas?"

The driver answers "Yeah, bring it on in"

...and the drunken man barfs all over the passenger
seat.