Her husband had passed on and the new widow was so distraught that she
sought out a spiritualist who told her that her husband was just fine.

She added further that he was eagerly awaiting a reunion with her.

"Is there anything he needs ?" the distraught woman asked,
between tears.

The spiritualist went into a transient state, then replied,
"He says he'd love a package of cigarettes."

"I'll send a carton immediately." the woman said joyfully.
"But did he say where I should send them ?"

"No." replied the Seer somberly. "But he didn't ask for matches."

Making People Piss Their Pants Since 1999!