- Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end & a fool on the other. - Etc.: A sign to make others believe,you know more than
you actually do. - Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day
internationals are more popular than a five day test.. - Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. - Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
- Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such
a way that you actually look forward to the trip. - Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence after. - Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. - Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel
a feelingyou have never felt before. - Office: A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life. - Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens & everybody disagrees later on. - Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before
marriage .. - Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water-power . - Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece - Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present... - Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she
accidently falls in a river ... - Lecture: An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either". - College: A place where some pursue learning and others
learn pursuing. - Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter
in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY - Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
- Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower
says in midway "See I am not injured yet" - Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
- Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
