Bob walks into a hardware store and asks for a bicycle puncture repair kit.

The store guy hands him one and says...

"So, did you get a flat tire on your bike ?".

"No, my bicycle is fine. It's for the girlfriend".

"A new girlfriend Bob? Congratulations. Things are looking up for you.
Where is she from ?".

"Holland. She came in the post last week"

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