When a panel of doctors was asked to vote
on adding a new wing to their hospital, the
allergists voted to scratch it, but the
dermatologists advised no rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling
about it, but the neurologists thought the
administration had a lot of nerve and the
obstetricians stated they were all laboring
under a misconception.

The ophthalmologists considered the idea
short-sighted; the pathologists yelled,"Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians
said, "Grow up!"

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was
madness, and the surgeons decided to wash
their hands of the whole thing; of course the
radiologists could see right through it!

The internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow; and the plastic surgeons said,"This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't
hold water.

The anesthesiologists thought the whole
idea was a gas and the cardiologists didn't
have the heart to say no.