A lady bought a new Lexus.

It cost a bundle.

Two days later, she brought it
back, complaining that the radio was not working.

"Madam", said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely
automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you
want to listen to,and you will hear exactly that!"

She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused.

She looked at the
radio and said "Nelson".

The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"

Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the Road
Again."

The lady was astounded.

If she wanted
Beethoven,that's what she got.

If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

One day, at a traffic light, the light turned green, and she pulled out.

Off
to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a
smallsports utility vehicle speeding toward her.

She swerved, and narrowly
missed a head-on collision.

"ASSHOLE", she muttered. And, from the radio...

"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States..."