A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at
a city department store.

In fact it was the biggest store in the City

"Have you ever been a salesman before?

"Yes, I was a salesman in the country," said the lad;

The boss liked the cut
of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we
close up."

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally
5o'clock came around.

The boss arrived and asked, "How many sales did
you make today?

"One," said the young salesman.

"Only one?" blurted the boss. "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
nHow much was the sale worth?

"Thirty-eight thousand, three hundred and thirty-four dollars,"
said the young man. "How did you manage that?"
asked the flabbergasted boss.

"Well" said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish
hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.
Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one.
"I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.
I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat
department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines.
Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took
him to the car department and sold him a new Suburban."

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment,
"You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"

"No,answered the salesman.; "Actually, he came in to buy a box of Tampons
for his wife and I said to him, "Your weekend's fucked, you may as well go
fishing.""