"Seen my new
secretary?" asked Cletus.

"Yeah," his
buddy Earl-Bob replied," she's gorgeous."

"Well, she's a
Robot, the latest model from Japan."

"Jeez, that's
amazing! What can she do?"

"If
you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she
types 185 wpm for you. And when you screw her it feels better than the real
thing."

"Sounds
perfect."

"I got hurt
once, though."

"How?"

"Well," Cletus
grimaced, "let's just say I didn't know her ass was a pencil sharpener.."