A homosexual went into a bar and met a big, burly man and they soon left together.

The next day the homosexual came back in the bar, all battered and bruised, with two broken legs and his head bandaged.

The bartender asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

"Well," the homosexual replied, "that man I left with yesterday wined me and dined me, then took me up to his apartment and gave me a bath, powdered me down and put me in a beautiful
negligee.

Then he picked me up in his arms, carried me over to the window by the moonlight and asked me, 'Are you my little nightingale?'

I said yes, and he replied, 'Well, fly, you little fucker, fly!' and threw me out the window!"