The salesman was trying to close a big sale with a
vice-president of a major electronics firm.

As negotiations came
down to the wire, the salesman mentioned that he'd toss in a
brand-new Mercedes if the deal was signed.

He was indignant, "So who do you think you're dealing with,
some slimy politician? I can't accept a bribe."

The salesman said, "Well, in that case, we won't make it a
gift. Suppose I sell you the Mercedes for a hundred dollars?"

"In that case," He replied, "I'll take two."