The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy
territory.

To entertain them the Major called for this HOT
number from the nearby town.

She came, danced and when the first
dance was done, the soldiers went mad.

They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number she stripped and danced in a sheer bra and
G string.

This time the applause went for 10 minutes.

The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause
went on and on.

The Major had to come on stage and ask them to
quieten down for the grand finale.

For her last number, she was
to strip completely and dance naked.

The Major expected the
soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down.

But ten
minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes
backstage.

The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no
clapping this time?"

She replied, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap
with one hand?"