A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents.

This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first
time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some advice and some condoms.

The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything
there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist
asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3 pack, a 6 pack,
or a family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he
will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his
girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents -
come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows
his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with
his head down.

Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious."

The
boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist..."