A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who
is ahead by a couple of strokes.

The golfer says to
himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."

A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you
give up a fourth of your sex life?"

The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer
will be meaningless. At the same time he thinks this
might be a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the
putt. Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if
I could only get an eagle on this hole."

The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it
be worth another fourth of your sex life?"

The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." He makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle
to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to
his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the
rest of your sex life to win this match?"

The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle.

As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger
walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not
been fair with you because you don't know who I am.
I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex
life."

"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's...
Father O'Malley."