A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly.

On his face was the saddest hangdog
expression.

The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having
troubles with your wife?"

The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to
speak to me for a month."

The bartender said, "That should make you happy."

The man sadly shook his head and said, "Not when the month is up today!"