Everything Southern has its Yankee counterpart.
Here's how to tell which is which:

• The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
  The South has 'mater samiches
• The North has coffeehouses
  The South has Waffle Houses
• The North has dating services
  The South has family reunions
• The North has switchblade knives
  The South has Lee Press-on Nails
• The North has double last names
  The South has double first names
• The North has Ted Kennedy
  The South has Jesse Helms
• The North has an ambulance,
  The South has an amalance
• The North has the Mafia,
  The South has NASCAR
• The North has Indy car races
  The South has Swamp Buggy races
• The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
  The South has grits
• The North has green salads
  The South has collard greens and chitlins
• The North has lobsters
  The South has crawdads
• The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and liquor stores
  The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners
• The North has the rust belt
  The South has the Bible Belt
• The North has Dan Qualye
  The South has Bill Clinton