- The Kiddie Pick
When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into
your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's
no time limit! - Camouflaged Kiddie Pick
When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a
tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. - Fake Nose Scratch
When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the
nostril edge for stray boogers. - Making A Meal Out Of It
You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to
dessert. - Surprise Pickings
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and
you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. - Autopick
The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. - Pick Your Brains
Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it
passes the septum. - Pick And Save
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then
you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did. - Pick And Roll
No explanation needed. - Pick And Flick
Ditto. - Pick And Stick
You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your
fingertip. - Paydirt
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your
breathing by 90%.
