Not Much Of A Figure - Dave's Jokes

I'm not saying she didn't have much of a figure, but...

she's the only girl I know with a Cross-Your-Navel bra
she can take a shower without getting her feet wet
better bodies can be found at almost any used car lot
one look at her & ya wonder if there were any other survivors
when she undresses it's like seeing a golf club being unwrapped
when she went to see a plastic surgeon, he wanted to add a tail
she's so fat, last week she sank her rowing machine