My father once told me of the time he was a little careless in a
restaurant.

It seems that between the appetizer and the entre he
had occasion to go to the lavatory.

Shortly after returning the
waiter brought his main course, and while serving managed to
surreptitiously pass my father a note, the contents of which were
as follows:

"Please, Sir, excuse this intrusion. "I noticed that a few minutes
ago you paid a visit to the lavatory. Unfortunately, in your haste
to return to your food and your companions you failed to adjust
your clothing properly. As a result, I couldn't help noticing that
your penis is hanging out of your flies. By now I will have gone to
the other side of the restaurant, where I will pick up a stack of
plates. In a moment I shall drop these plates, thus creating a
distraction and allowing you to adjust yourself unobserved."

"PS: I love you."