- As I said before, I never repeat myself
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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Drink until she's cute, but stop before the wedding
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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
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Don't hit a man with glasses.....Use your fist
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good
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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes
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When everything's going your way, you're driving in the wrong lane
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you
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If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they
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24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire
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When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
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Excuses and opinions are like butts everyone's got 'em and they all stink.
