A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.

She
wanted to see the Capitol building.

Unfortunately, she
couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for
directions,

"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol
building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the
number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."

She thanked the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later
the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough,
the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to
get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the
number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still
waiting?"

The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long
now. The 45th bus just went by!"

 

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