A nun got into a cab, and the driver was staring at her.

She
asked him why he was staring at her, and he said, "I want to
ask you a question, but I don't want to offend you."

She said, "You can't offend me, not as old as I am and as long
as I have been a nun... I have heard just about everything."

The cab driver said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have
a nun perform oral sex on me."

She said, "Well, let's see what we can work out:
1) You have to be single, and
2) You have to be Catholic."

The cab driver said, "Oh, I'm single, and I am Catholic!!!!"

She said, "O.K., pull into the alley," and he did.

She
fulfilled his fantasy, but when they were on the street again,
the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said, "Sister,
I have sinned, I lied, I lied...I'm married, and I'm Jewish!"

She said, "That's okay. My name is Kevin, and I'm on my way
to a Halloween party."