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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
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On the other hand, Rome was burnt in a day.
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Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
