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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
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Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
