- Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these
meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done". - Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was
going to blame it on you." - A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue until morale
improves. - A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good
people to get the ones we hired." - My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's
unfamiliar territory. - My Boss said to me, "What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a
protective barrier. - My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be
buffered from surprise spikes in his brain. - I thought my Boss was an idiot, and quit, to work for myself. My new
Boss is an idiot, too ... but at least I respect him. - He's given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He
walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit
of a SPINE. - Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it.
- Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he
created to find a solution: "I'm sorry if I ever gave you the
impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the
outcome of this project!" - HR Manager to job candidate "I see you've had no computer training.
Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're
under-qualified for our entry level positions." - Quote from telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one summer intern
this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that
position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.
