A miner comes into a saloon one day after being in the mountains for 6 months.

He sits down and sets down a little bag of gold dust and says to the bartender.....“Bartender! Give me whiskey by god!”

So the bartender gives him the whiskey and a shot glass.

After a few drinks he asks : “Bartender! Do you have any women in this town?”

Bartender: "No, no women. But we got old Bob round' back."

Miner: "That's sick. I don't go in for that sort of thing."

So the miner goes back up into the mountains for another 6 months.

He comes back into the same town and goes to the same saloon, sets down a little bag of gold dust and says “Bartender! Give me whiskey by god.”

The bartender sets down the whiskey and a shot glass again.

After a few shots the miner says “Bartender! You got any women in this town yet?”

Bartender: "No not yet. Still got old Bob round' back though."

Miner: "I told you once that I don't go in for that sort of thing."

The miner gets up and goes back into the mountains for another 6 months.

He comes back into the same town to the same saloon.

He gets in and sets a little bag of gold dust on the table and says “Bartender! Give me whiskey by god.”

The bartender gives him the whiskey and a shot glass like before.

After a few drinks the miner asks “Bartender! Have you got any women in this town yet?”

Bartender: "No not yet. But we still have old Bob round' back."

Miner: "Listen. if I do this thing with old Bob, how many people will know about it?"

Bartender: "Well there's you, me, old Bob of course, and two other guys."

Miner: "Why two other guys?"

Bartender: "The two other guys are holding old Bob down. He don't go in for that sort of thing either."