Ed was at home

with the missus when he heard a knock at the front door.

He opened it to

see his friend Ted there clutching his hands between his legs.

"What's

wrong?", Ed said.

"I've been hit by a bloody cricket ball!" said his friend.

Just then Ed's

wife came to the door and said "Quick come in here and I'll look after you".

When Ed looked

in the kitchen he saw his friend sitting on a dining chair, his wife had a bowl

of rose water and petals and was bathing his friend's penis with cotton wool and

the water.

"Damn!",

thought Ed, "How do you feel?" he said.

His friend

turned and said "Ed, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!", then

holding his bruised finger in the air he said "But I still think I will lose the

nail!"