It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino.

There are two guys waiting at the dice
table for additional competition.

A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

The
other two agree.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm not
wearing underwear."

With that she strips naked from the waste down.

She
then rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!
YES! I WIN!"

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.

The
other two just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them
asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

The other answers, "I don't know. I thought you were watching the dice!"