If you're a bear,
you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but
sleep for six months....I could deal with that.

Before you
hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid....I could deal with that,
too.

If you're a bear,
you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and
wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs....I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama
bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs, &
if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too....I could deal with that.

If you're a bear,
your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that
you will have hairy legs and excess body fat....

Yup.... I wanna be
a bear.