A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.

He saw
a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said "Can
you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on"

She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7
you're on 6".

He thanked her and continued playing golf.

On the back nine, he got lost again. He saw the same
lady and went to her again, kind of embarrassed.

"I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can
you please tell me what hole I'm on?"

She told him "you
are one hole behind me. I'm on 14 you are on 13."

Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.

When
he finished, he saw her in the clubhouse.

He went up to
her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping
him out.

She accepted.

As they were drinking and
talking he asked her what she did for a living.

"I'm in sales"

He replied "No kidding? So am I. What do you sell?"

She said it's too embarrassing to tell.

After he kept pleading to know what she sold she said
she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh.

He promised.

She said, "I sell tampons".

He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh".

He replied "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell
toilet paper. I'm still one hole behind you."