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Half the people you know are below average.
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Hang in there: retirement is only thirty years away!
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I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.
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I disagree with unanimity.
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I never start something that I am not going to fin
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Last night I was in the mood to see something silly and idiotic on TV. So I put the cat there.
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Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help me.
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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
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Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.
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Love thy neighbor; tune thy piano.
