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Dyslexics are teople poo
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I don't get these people who, instead of buying a four or an eight-pack of toilet paper, buy the single, individual roll. Are they trying to quit?
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then they marry him.
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I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Confucius: Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with pants down.
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"It really is true," exclaimed the satisfied young woman to the man lying beside her. "Nice guys finish last!"
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"Never make love on an empty stomach," admonishes a young woman we know. "Take him out to dinner first."
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I'm not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but she thought "kinky sex" involved her wearing hair curlers to bed.
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One determined young woman finally got so fed up with her shy boyfriend's fumbling advances she decided to put him in her place.
