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There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
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Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
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Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
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You know the kids are growing up when your daughter begins to put on lipstick and your son wipes it off after you give him a kiss.
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If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.
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Drink your coffee; there are people in India sleeping.
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I have friends who swear they dream in color; I say it's just a pigment of their imagination.
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
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Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
