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A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative
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A diplomat is a person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Confucius: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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I got mugged by a magician. It's not funny: He took my wallet, my watch, and every silver dollar I had behind my ear.
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
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Dogs look up to you; cats look down at you; only a pig looks at you as an equal.
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The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
