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Some Spanish government employees are Seville servants.
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The gay burglar couldn't blow the safe, so he went down on the elevator.
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Just remember, it is better to have a lobster on your piano, than a crab on your organ.
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The whoopee cushion is the seat of all humor.
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It's really incredible how little our parents knew about child psychology and how great we turned out to be.
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The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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I take exception to saying that Bernanke, Obama, and Pelosi are spending like drunken sailors. When I was a drunken sailor, I quit spending when I ran out of money.
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The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.
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Lingerie shop sign: "Like the government, we give aid to underdeveloped areas."
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Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
