• Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
• Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
• Problem with the gene pool no lifeguard.
• Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the straps...
• Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
• Never knock on Death's door: Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
• I can resist anything but temptation
• All good things in moderation .....
  including moderation
• I don't have a problem with willpower...
  It's won't power I have a problem with
• When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
• Life is sexually transmitted.
• Never take life seriously.
  Nobody gets out alive, anyway.