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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every bit of it.
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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
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Not all women are annoying. Some are dead.
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If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?
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Why do we say something is out of whack; what is a whack?
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FIGHT BACK! Fill out your tax forms with Roman numerals.
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Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
