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I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
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Before you argue with a fool make sure he is not similarly occupied.
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Father of a teenage daughter when answering the telephone; "No this isn't dreamboat this is supply ship".
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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What's another word for thesaurus?
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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
