A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island and
they find a magic lamp.

They rub it, and out pops a genie.

He says "you each have one wish for freeing me. Choose it wisely."

The
redhead says, " I wish to be at Disneyland right now."

*Poof* She was
gone.

Then the brunette says," I wish I was at seaworld right now so I may swim
with the dolphins."

*Poof* She was gone.

Now, the genie then asked the blonde what was to be her wish.

She
replied, "Gee, I'm awfully lonely. I wish I had my friends back."

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