A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to
find contestants who could come up with words that were not found
in any English Dicitionary yet could still use these words in a
sentence that would make logical sense the prize being a return
trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ , Sam, had many callers,
the following two standing out:

DJ: QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave , what is your word?
Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave,
Gaan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now
he next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence
can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Gaan fuck yourself! Ha Ha Ha

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that
there is no place for that sort of language on a family show.
After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following
caller

DJ: QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff , what is your word?
Caller: Smee spelt S M E E
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Jeff,
Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now
the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence
can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Smee again! Gaan Fuck yourself Ha Ha Ha!