The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending
their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the
student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of
joy?"

"Sadness," said the UH student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from
the University of Texas.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas AM, "how about
the opposite of woe?

"The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."